I'm Toni. I want to have sex with food, you know, rub it all over me baby. ;-) My boyfriend's name is Joe, but I would consider leaving him for a mint chocolate cake. I wish I had a super-fast metabolism, because then I would eat ALL THE NICE THINGS!!! >:D Every time I see Chris' username, I have a craving for muffins, probably ones with chocolate deliciousness. If I could get a job taste-testing noms, I'd die happy andwould never retire. I am fond of boobs and pretty ladies (andJoe). ;-D
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Do other people do this?

Toni: You found a stray kitty! Take her in? y/n?

 Joseph Steven Heath: y

 Toni: The kitty pounces on you and showers you with affection. She looks hungry. What do you do?

 Joseph Steven Heath: Feed kitty.

 Toni: feed kitty what?

Joseph Steven Heath: Cat food.

Toni: you do not have that item

Joseph Steven Heath: I.

Toni: You have a pocket knife a wallet some duct tape and a fish

Joseph Steven Heath: Give cat fish.

 Toni: The cat happily accepts your gracious offer. She is now indebted to you. She follows you everywhere.

Joseph Steven Heath: Look in wallet.

Toni: You look inside your wallet. There’s 500 dollars in cash; A drivers license that almost certainly isn’t yours; a punch card to Speedy GO Lunch Subs; and an AA chip.

Joseph Steven Heath: L.

Toni: You are in a Dark Alley. A man with several stab wounds seems to be at your feet. To the North is the exit to the ally. To the South is the entrance to a seedy dinning establishment. To the East and West there are piles of garbage.

 Joseph Steven Heath: Search body.

Toni: You search the body. It’s a rather nice looking body, wearing a rather nice looking suit. There’s no wallet. Probably because you took it already. There are (2) nice looking rings on the man’s right hand that you had over looked before.

Joseph Steven Heath: Get rings.

Toni: You take (2) Nice Looking Rings

Joseph Steven Heath: Wear rings.

Toni: You attempt to put on (2) Nice Looking Ring. You manage to get the first one one, but can’t get the second one to fit no matter how hard you try. The Nice Looking Ring on your finger seems to glowing slightly.

Joseph Steven Heath: Examine garbage.

 Toni: The Kitten is rummaging around in the garbage. There is not much else of interest here.

Joseph Steven Heath: S.

Toni: As you enter the Seedy Dining Establishment you hear sirens in the distance.

Joseph Steven Heath: L.

 Toni: To your South is the register and what appears to be a sub sandwich station. The Seedy Establishment is only big enough for  4 tables each with two chairs. 2 of these tables seem to be taken by other patrons. They do not look happy to see you.

Joseph Steven Heath: Buy subs.

Toni: You attempt to buy a sub, but it appears no one is manning the register. You do spot a greasy looking kid wearing a Speedy GO Lunh Subs Tee and matching hat, sitting at one of the tables.

 Joseph Steven Heath: Kid, I want sandwich.

 Joseph Steven Heath: Save game. I have to go eat. Love you.

  1. crunchboy reblogged this from inflatedmoose and added:
    like these two people.
  2. typesetjez replied:
  3. brittathinksyoureedible said: this is definitely a regular occurrence in my life. though perhaps not as lengthy of commands/descriptions; we usually do it over SMS.
  4. inflatedmoose posted this